Thursday, November 23, 2006

MySpaced

MySpaced

That look in your eyes from spending 20 hours on MySpace trying to figure out why your not popular!

Example: Dave is MySpaced

Internetilization

Internetilization

To convert normal productivity into a total lack of productivity through the constant visiting of MySpace.com to see who are your current friends! or by the constant browsing of meaningless websites totally unrelated to your job!

An Internetilized Business is one that loses productivity at a proportional rate to the number of employees that have access to the Internet.

WebFossil™

Noun: WebFossil™

That's me!

WebFossil is a trademark of Tim McGuinness, Ph.D.

To view a WebFossil™ visit www.WebFossil.us

Webczar

Noun: Webczar

A McGuinnessism for the Big Kahuna, The Boss, The Top Cog, in a webbased business. The Dude that do the webilizing!

Webilize

Verb: To Webilize

A McGuinnessism meaning to create or convert content for the web.

Example: I webilized our annual report, so now it is its own website!

National Save A Fish Day

For those of you who didn't know it, today is the National Save A Fist Day!

Today, we remember our scaly friends from the sea and give thanks that they swim to our dinner table 364 days a year. But on this day, we spare them their grilled fate by not eating fish!

So remember
Save A Fish
Eat A Turkey!

Also visit www.TampaBayAquarium.com

Dr. Tim

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Dr. Tim